You try that again and there'll be stumps Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me. Hair can't just hang there like a dead thingīrought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. Script-O-Rama afterwards - because reading is good for your noodle. At least you'll have some Hairspray quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?

I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free toĭrop me a line. Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly Voila! Finally, the Hairspray script is here for all you fans of the John Travolta musical. We hated these cameras.Hairspray Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the John Travolta musical Hairspray Script - Dialogue Transcript He sends the ticket back (the ticket itself has an area to fill out some info, this is where you’re supposed to name the person as well). What happens? My dad is sent ticket in mail. If someone else drives your car and gets it, you are supposed to send them a picture of yourself (to prove it wasn’t you) and you’re supposed to provide the name of the person that did (this part is NOT mandatory). When we ran red lights, the rule (and I think this changes on a city/state level) is that only the owner can be ticketed. What I did was sell my car to my dad for a dollar and he sold me his car for a dollar. I did have the spray (the article the other guy linked is interesting, so maybe it didn’t do shit) BUT I also had another thing to stop it.

Alright so I used to get away with this shit a lot.

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